Alvin Greene Action Figure=Awesome!

Alvin Greene, the Democratic nominee for the senate seat of South Carolina has a plan to boost South Carolina's Economy. Greene, an unemployed veteran ran a campaign that consisted mostly of vapor, but surprisingly won the nomination with 61% of the vote! In an interview Greene had this to say:

"Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That's something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It's not something a typical person would bring up. That's something that could happen, that makes sense. It's not a joke."
This is easily one of the most awesome things I have ever heard. If I lived in South Carolina, I would vote for this guy. Yes he's a Democrat, I know. But seriously, Alvin Greene Action Figures? That would just rock.

Apparently Alvin is already getting his wish, sort of. A minor league baseball team gave out Alvin Greene statues at one of their games.

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