Saturday, March 17, 2012

Sandra Fluke and the Contraception Debate

Photo by thecrazyfilmgirl on Flickr

I'd like to apologize for my earlier post about Sandra Fluke. I am not apologizing to her, but to my readers, who may have been expecting something more substantial and less inflammatory. This situation started out many months ago with the Obama Administrations egregious attack on Christianity in the form of unconstitutional health care mandates. The legislation in question, a tendril of the all-destructive dung pile unaffectionately  known as ObamaCare. While it has been clear that this legislation was overreaching and convoluted, the length and jargon of the text of this bill is brain melting and incomprehensible to even most lawyers.

We have seen the problems in small doses as parts of the bill slowly go into effect. New legislation is implemented on the foundations of ObamaCare and we now see quite clearly how volatile the Obama administration can be. Under the guise of fair and equal healthcare for all, the imperial federal government of Obamastan has launched an unconstitutional and idiotic attack on Christian institutions across the nation. I have worked quite a few places in my day, and there were some companies that simply didn't offer comprehensive health care. Some didn't offer vision or dental. Suddenly though, we need to force groups to offer services that go against their beliefs, and should anyone disagree than it is clear you are anti-female and a misogynist.

There are some glaring problems with this mandate that should be obvious to anyone with more than a 1st grade education. The first big problem is "separation of church and state" including religious organizations in a health care mandate that contains items the authors of the bill knew would incite a response from theses faith based institutions is infringing on those religious groups protections set forth in the constitution. Let's also not forget that if you attend or work for these very spiritual organizations you are probably yourself a Christian and would share the same beliefs as your employer/professor/etc, in turn you would not require the services demanded you receive in this bill. True, not all of the employees may hold the same beliefs, but it's a good bet that since this wasn't issue before, I doubt it will be an issue now.

The second problem with this is necessity. The administrations argument is that by denying these services, you are denying women essential and potentially life saving medicines/services. There are cases where birth control pills are used to regulate other female conditions, but most people need birth control to prevent pregnancy. Condoms perform a similar task, neither of which are essential health care services. You can choose to not engage in sexual intercourse without the fear that the lack of sex will endanger your health. Let us not forget that birth control is now available for a paltry 9 dollars a month on Wal-Mart's prescription drug discount list, and condoms are still only a few dollars per package. If you can't shell out 10 bucks a month, keep your pants on.

Sandra Fluke is a prime example of the reason this country is slowly going into the shitter. She seems to have big goals, she wants to be a lawyer, but somehow she isn't inventive enough to procure something as basic as a package of condoms and is demanding that the government do it for her. I know, she says law school is expensive, and she doesn't have the money. Go scrounging for return cans, sell some old jewelry, get a part time job as a waitress or some other menial task that pays you a wage. She could try prostitution, but I'm pretty sure most guys aren't looking for a woman with a 1970's Mike Donahue haircut and the face of an alter boy.(Well, I'm sure are a few guys out there with those kinds of fetishes.)

The most obnoxious element of this whole affair is that both Democrats and Republicans are eating it up. They are expending such great amounts of energy to try and solve this stupid issue that any hope of real work  in Washington getting done is effectively nil. Unfortunately Miss Fluke you simply can't have your cake and eat it too. Most women want the government out of their uterus as the feminists used to write on signs some years back, but somehow this involves allowing the government to provide these same women birth control so the lucky men who find their way into those uterus's don't get the women attached to them pregnant.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Sandra Fluke Is a Slut

Sandra Fluke
Dear Sandra Fluke,
I still think you're a slut and a prostitute. I will not apologize. I am not a pussy like Rush Limbaugh.
Your vagina is a cum repository and I hope you get pregnant with a malformed alien lizard baby.

The Republikid

Friday, March 2, 2012

Andrew Breitbart Dead At 43

Andrew Breitbart
Photo by: Gage Skidmore
Andrew Breitbart, the conservative blogger and creator of such thought provoking sites as,, and has died at the age of 43. On Thursday March 4th, the websites he founded ran a story saying that he had died of natural causes.

It appears Bretibart collapsed shortly after midnight on the pavement near his apartment and could not be revived by paramedics. He was rushed to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center. The unofficial cause of death is a heart attack. Breitbart did have some sort of heart problem a year earlier, but his father-in-law Orson Bean, who is an actor said that the cause of death couldn't be pin-pointed at this time.

Andrew Breitbart was brash, loud, and always in search of the truth. Working tirelessly to expose media and liberal biases, and publishing stories that many main-stream media outlets were afraid to touch or biased against. Breitbart made waves when he published video of James O'Keefe and his accomplice Hannah Giles going undercover into an ACORN office dressed as a pimp and a prostitute to see what kind of help they could get. The results were shocking. O'Keefe continued his undercover investigations which exposed wide-spread corruption inside ACORN.

Anthony Weiner's Weiner was also exposed by Breitbart (pardon the pun) when he revealed photos of the congressman that were sexually explicit first on his website "Big Government" than again during an episode of the Opie and Anthony show.

Breitbart was also a controversial figure. Breitbart published video of USDA official Shirley Sherrod showing a racial bias against white farmers. The video did not show the whole video in which Sherrod apologized and eventually helped the white farmer she spoke about. Breitbart contended that his aim was to show the audience reaction to Sherrod's telling of the story to show that members of the NAACP held racist beliefs.

Breitbart's legacy and his websites missions will continue hopefully into the very distant future. Andrew Breitbart was a voice for the people who was willing to get the truth out there, no matter the cost. He will be sorely missed.

Andrew Breitbart is survived by his wife, Susannah Bean Breitbart, and four children.

Bob Morris Attacks Girls Scouts

Bob Morris
Bob Morris, a Republican lawmaker in Indiana has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that religious ideology and politics do not mix. Morris, a mentally handicapped Christian(He's handicapped because he's Christian, not because he has a brain disorder.)attacked the Girl Scouts of America by claiming that the cookie selling little girls were a 'tactical arm' of Planned Parenthood and promoted a pro-abortion, anti-homosexual agenda.

"Nonetheless, abundant evidence proves that the agenda of Planned Parenthood includes sexualizing young girls through the Girl Scouts, which is quickly becoming a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood instructional series and pamphlets are part of the core curriculum at GSA training seminars. Denver Auxiliary Bishop James D. Conley of Denver last year warned parents that "membership in the Girl Scouts could carry the danger of making their daughters more receptive to the pro-abortion agenda."
"Many parents are abandoning the Girl Scouts because they promote homosexual lifestyles. In fact, the Girl Scouts education seminar girls are directed to study the example of role models. Of the fifty role models listed, only three have a briefly-mentioned religious background – all the rest are feminists, lesbians, or Communists. World Net Daily, in a May 2009 article, states that Girl Scout Troops are no longer allowed to pray or sing traditional Christmas Carols."
It's clear from his comments that Morris is convinced that the only thing worse than death is the Girls Scouts.
Now I would agree that some of the material I saw that has been distributed to Girl Scouts has graphic descriptions of sex coupled with some inappropriate suggestions on how to "do it". I am also kind of disturbed at the poor choice of "role models" for these young girls. Lesbians are fine in my book, feminists are too radical and if there is a confessed Communist in their literature I will poo-poo on the GSA a little myself.

I think that there are definitely some radical leftist ideals filtering in to youth oriented groups in this country, and I detest such intrusions, but Bob Morris just makes himself look silly by blowing up like a child about this, instead of trying to have a reasoned discussion on the subject. When we add this to the already ridiculous statements from presidential candidates like Rick Santorum, it's clear that in 2012 Republicans are just as unhinged as the Democrats have been since the anointed one took office.

I pray(in a very secular fashion) that Ron Paul pulls a miracle out of his posterior and clinches the nomination, otherwise we are in for another 4 years of mentally deficient politicians fucking this country up the ass.