Friday, March 5, 2010
9:49 PM No comments
The recently declassified information on the “Einstein” Cyber Shield, a new technology developed by the NSA for use by the division of Homeland Security is a comprehensive tool for rooting out new terrorists threats by monitoring all communications on the internet. Let me say that again. ..By monitoring all communications on the internet. That's right. If you were one of the people who were scared by the "Patriot Act" wait until you get a load of this. The "Einstein" Cyber shield will root through your emails looking for possible terrorist communications.
The problem with this is I'm sure it won't stop there. Instant messaging conversations, blog entries, internet searches, tweets, all of these things could be monitored and recorded by this new technology. My suggestion to all of you who find this kind of intrusion unacceptable start protecting yourselves now. There are ways to encrypt emails and instant messaging conversations. If you haven't done it, you should start. I think what I would like to see is an international effort by people to tell Homeland Security that they are not happy about this new technology. Here is my idea:
Write a series of emails using tons of keywords that this system might pick up on like Al-Qaeda, Hamas, Jihad, World Trade Center, etc. Than attach a picture of your genitalia to all of these emails. Have all your friends do the same. Let's send a clear message that we will not stand for our privacy being invaded by these clowns in Homeland Security.
So far the only threat Janet Napolitano has been able to detect is her monthly period. How are we supposed to entrust the security of our nation to such inept individuals such as Napolitano. Al-Qaeda probably has a party every time Janet Napolitano opens her big, fat mouth. The next presidential election can't come soon enough in my opinion. We need to rid ourselves of Socialist and Communist Czars like Van Jones(Stepped-Down), Carol M. Browner,Ron Bloom, and homosexual Safe School Czar Kevin"boy-toucher"Jennings.(I am poking fun at Mr. Jennings not because he is gay, because he failed to report it when an underage male student informed him that he was having an affair with an older man. This is a crime and you shouldn't cover it up just because it involves a homosexual relationship.)
Start safeguarding yourselves now before these idiots misconstrue something you say on the internet and come breaking down your door to find that you are not a member of a terrorist organization, but your ex-boyfriend did name your cat "Osama Bin Laden".
For more information on how the information police are going to invade your living room and probe your anus for weapons of mass destruction you can click HERE.