Sunday, January 10, 2010

Room Service:Morrin. Roon sirbees.

Room Service (RS): 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'
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Room Service (RS): 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'  Guest (G): 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'

RS: 'Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??'

G: 'Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs.'

RS: 'Ow July den?'

G: 'What??'

RS: 'Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?'

G: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please.'

RS: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'

G: 'Crisp will be fine.'

RS: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'

G: 'What?'

RS: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'

G: 'I don't think so.'

RS: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes??'

G: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan
sahn toes' means.'

RS: 'Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we bodder?'

G: 'English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'

RS: 'We bodder?'

G: 'No...just put the bodder on the side.'

RS: 'Wad?'

G: 'I mean butter...just put it on the side.'

RS: 'Copy?'

G: 'Excuse me?'

RS: 'Copy...tea...meel?'

G: 'Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all.'

RS: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin
we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??'

G: 'Whatever you say.'

RS: 'Tenjewberrymuds.'

G: 'You're very welcome.'




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